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If you think that clothes make a man, try to think again. With today’s generation, it’s more of cars altogether with personality.  Try to look around you in the middle of the street in traffic. We may call this as stereotyping, but it is fun to see that we are right. People, especially men always try to incorporate their characteristics with their own cars. From their rides, you can distinguish a student from a business man, an employee from a boss, a punk with a hip hopper, and the simple type with the extravagant one.

If we could just give specific names for these types of drivers, maybe it would go a little something like this. For example, the “fat guy in a little coat” or those “Big Guys in Little Cars” are for those men who are Chris Farley-sized but rides in cars suited to David Spade proportions.  Other types are those who we can call “The Porcupine”. Why? The porcupine’s pricks are on the outside right? Well these drivers are those who think that they have earned the right to hurry up, tailgate, and cut off traffic. Porcupine-like isn’t it? We also have a well-represented category, the Testosterossa. These are the guys who think that velocity is the same as virility. With shirts open and gold chains resting on a nest of chest hair, they flaunt what they have while women, on the other hand, perfectly notices them.

We also have a category for the oldies. They are called “Nothing to Lose, The Later Years”. Actually, this is characterized by a few dominant facts; driving a big car, not being able to see over the dash, having a hard time hearing fellow drivers honking at them, and even if they could they won’t give a damn for it. We also have the “Nugent’s Disciples” which is the term for the revelers of the life simplistic,  “The Brisk and the Disgruntled” for the younger guys who have egoistical delusions and Gran Turismo skills, and the “Mom Jeans on Wheels” which I think doesn’t need much of an explanation.
Having to know these categories are fun, maybe we could already name a few from our friends, officemates, acquaintances, and even members of the family.